You’d Be Jay-Z To Go To Glastonbury
IN “GLASTONFURY”, the Sun wonders why American rapper Jay-Z plans to quit the Glastonbury music festival.
A look at pictures of the singer reveals him to a neat looking man who takes utmost care with his appearance.
A look at a picture of Glastonbury reveals it to be a muddy field covered in human excrement, nits and thirtysomethings wearing Wellington boots and jester hats.
Glastonbury is one of those life experiences of modern life, like running a Marathon, cutting an umbilical chord and catching organic humus in the rain.
Why won’t Jay-Z be playing Glastonbury?
Question asked, question answered.
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April 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Cos i expect he will be dead embarrassed going out on stage with some old man holding his hand!