Comments on: Never Say Diana: Al Fayed Has Enough And Paul Burrell’s 10-Year Sentence http://www.anorak.co.uk/182826/tabloids/never-say-diana-al-fayed-has-enough-and-paul-burrells-10-year-sentence.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:05:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Remigius http://www.anorak.co.uk/182826/tabloids/never-say-diana-al-fayed-has-enough-and-paul-burrells-10-year-sentence.html/comment-page-1#comment-313964 Remigius Fri, 16 May 2008 15:17:57 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182826.html#comment-313964 Tut tut, I have solved the mystery at last--PRincess Diana did not die in the crash. Instead, she took her divorce money and went to live in Portugal. But her life was empty without the little daughter she always said she wanted to have. One night, wandering around the resort of Praia de Luz in one of her many inventive disguises (I think it was a baseball cap and a leather footballer jacket), she heard a beautiful little English girl sobbing her heart out that her mummy and daddy cared nothing for her, and were out getting pissed with seven of their very closest friends. The Princess-in-Hiding then scooped up the beautiful little girl into her arms, and said, let me take you away to wonderful, magical places. This is why Madeleine, the missing child, is now seen (only for seconds, mind you) all over the world. This is also why Gerry McQuackers says that his daughter is being cared for, in a castle, by someone who treats her like a little princess. See? Who says the McQuackers are guilty of homicide? Not me! Guess they were right about that stranger-abductor all along. Tut tut, I have solved the mystery at last–PRincess Diana did not die in the crash. Instead, she took her divorce money and went to live in Portugal. But her life was empty without the little daughter she always said she wanted to have. One night, wandering around the resort of Praia de Luz in one of her many inventive disguises (I think it was a baseball cap and a leather footballer jacket), she heard a beautiful little English girl sobbing her heart out that her mummy and daddy cared nothing for her, and were out getting pissed with seven of their very closest friends.

The Princess-in-Hiding then scooped up the beautiful little girl into her arms, and said, let me take you away to wonderful, magical places.

This is why Madeleine, the missing child, is now seen (only for seconds, mind you) all over the world.

This is also why Gerry McQuackers says that his daughter is being cared for, in a castle, by someone who treats her like a little princess.

See? Who says the McQuackers are guilty of homicide? Not me!

Guess they were right about that stranger-abductor all along.

]]> By: Patchy http://www.anorak.co.uk/182826/tabloids/never-say-diana-al-fayed-has-enough-and-paul-burrells-10-year-sentence.html/comment-page-1#comment-279502 Patchy Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:39:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182826.html#comment-279502 Paul Burrell self styled defender of Diana's name, reputation and historical legacy, what next the Crocodile self styled defender for all out door swimming activities in Africa? Paul Burrell self styled defender of Diana’s name, reputation and historical legacy, what next the Crocodile self styled defender for all out door swimming activities in Africa?

]]> By: the watcher http://www.anorak.co.uk/182826/tabloids/never-say-diana-al-fayed-has-enough-and-paul-burrells-10-year-sentence.html/comment-page-1#comment-279491 the watcher Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:31:17 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182826.html#comment-279491 he admits he lied at an inquest......... come on people think ! if it was you ... do you think you would get away with it NO he admits he lied at an inquest………
come on people think !
if it was you …
do you think you would get away with it
NO

]]> By: lyn http://www.anorak.co.uk/182826/tabloids/never-say-diana-al-fayed-has-enough-and-paul-burrells-10-year-sentence.html/comment-page-1#comment-279276 lyn Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:30:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182826.html#comment-279276 Paul Burrell may know a lot more than he wants to tell. Also, there is the fact that his books may contain a few misfacts. He shouldn't have gone to the inquest in the first place and just done what Hasnat Kahn did, didn't go. Paul Burrell may know a lot more than he wants to tell. Also, there is the fact that his books may contain a few misfacts. He shouldn’t have gone to the inquest in the first place and just done what Hasnat Kahn did, didn’t go.

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