Beatles Legend Ringo Starr Is Decapitated
RINGO Starr has been decapitated.
Ringo Starr, the bearded Beatles fundamentalist, has had his head cut off. Its whereabouts is unknown.
Bandmates John and George are unharmed. Paul McCartney’s head, a famously moving target is also in situ.
At Liverpool South Parkway train station in Garston, where Ringo’s body remains, a station worker tells the Mail that this is the second time the Fab Four have been damaged: “Last time someone squashed Ringo’s head but this time the head has been completely cut off. Whoever did it must have come armed with cutting equipment.”
Sad.
But there is at least something fitting in that the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine should die by the tracks he graced…
Posted: 9th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
your all gay..add me !!!! x
April 10th, 2008 at 5:07 am
yeah, ‘watcher’, and you probably watch ‘americn idol’ religiously when you’re not listening to some musical footnote like fallout boy…
April 10th, 2008 at 5:05 am
SShh!!
You’ve just put yourself in the frame, Watcher.
Expect a knock on your door any minute now from the boys in blue!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
i hate the beatles