PETE Doherty, pop’s foremost fuckwit, is in jail.
Doherty has been sent down for 14 weeks for breaking the terms of a suspended sentence and not attending rehab sessions.
In “Lock And Roll,” the Stars says Doherty was jailed for “breach of time-keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs”.
He was taken from West London Magistrates’ Court to nearby Wormwood Scrubs prison in the back of a prison van.
With Doherty in choky, Britain’s celebrity police force can now go after Amy Winehouse with renewed vigour…
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April 9th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Imagine the horror of sharing a cell with him?
Nowt dangerous, sexy and mad about Pete. Not even in the same league as the Glimmer twin or His Bobness.
Just a thick lookalikie.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Anyone impressed by Pete Doherty would be impressed by a fart too.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
it is indeed a funny old world..
i saw babyshambles live and pete was sober and clean and very boring.
thats not rock n’ roll.
we want rock stars to be dangerous , sexy and mad as hell because our lives are so stiffled and ordinary.
we create the monster for our entertainment and at the same time judge those who do the very things we crave .
lol
April 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Pete’s off to jail eh? About time!
Over here in the charmingly vengeful USA he would have been caught up in the “three strikes” laws and begun doing actual prison time quite a while ago.
On the other hand…… here in Wisconsin, home of Miller Brewing, you can be busted for drunk driving 4 times (as a neighbour of mine has been, and still be free.
He did do jail time under a thing called “Huber Law” which means you go to the county jail and they let you out every morning to go to work. Plus you can get an “Occupational license” that lets you drive during certain hours.
I told him what would happen to him if he lived in Britain and he was amazed.
Message of the day for Wisconsinites… “Booze good, drugs bad!:
It’s a funny old world.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Leave him alone. He will be dead soon enough.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
He needs a mothers love and a smack in the mush.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
First the BAFTAS, now the FUCKWITS…love it