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Madonna Throws Guy A Biscuit

by | 14th, April 2008

madonna-biscuit.jpgPSST! Wanna hear about the bedroom goings on between a 49-year-old American woman and her middle-aged husband?

Says Madonna in the Star: “My husband went on the cookie diet and it was such a turn–off.”

Eating cookies, or biscuits as the British call them (“Gis a go on that best Brisket” – Guy Ritchie) can be a passion killer, to wit the crumbs.

But on hearing Madonna’s insight, Anorak think of one Eddo Brandes, the chubby Zimbabwean cricketer who responded to the on-field taunting of Australia’s Glenn McGrath, who asked “Why are you so fat?” by replying: “Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

However it turns out that Richie’s “playing hookie” cookie is not a treat but a meal substitute…



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