Watching Paint Dry With Prince Edward And Sophie
CALLING Prince Edward.
Calling Prince Edward.
Last call for Prince Edward.
Where the f*** is Prince Edward?
To the studio of artist Richard Stone, who has spent the past nine years capturing the marriage of Prince Eddie and Sophie in oil, paint and crayon.
“I didn’t ever discuss with Prince Edward show long it was going to take, but I never envisaged it would take me this long ,” says Stone in the Mail.
In that period three of the wedding party have shuffled off the canvas – Sophie’s mother, the Queen Mother and Princess Margaret.
Should Stone take much longer his work will get ever more simple. By the time Stone gets to Eddie, the prince will be resemble no more than a two-minute boiled egg in a check tank top, a rendition of children’s favourite Bod.
But where is three-dimensional Eddie (surely multifaceted – Ed). Well, the rumours are that he’s been watching Stone paint.
And watching Stone’s paint dry…
Posted: 15th, April 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 16th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
…does anybody actually care about this parasite..??? his head already looks like a 2-minute boiled egg, he’s been balding for years!!
April 16th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Painting the picture will OK as Edward and Sophie just don’t change, so he can take as long as he likes. Edward will take less paint as he himself gets older, and Sophie keeps the same hats and hair!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Could it be he’s having a block trying to figure out how to paint some personality into the whole thing?