Men United: David Beckham And Tom Cruise Buy Football Club

A PICTURE of Victoria Beckham, aka Her Poshness, outside a florist shop.
“Mrs Becks just too Posh to push,” says the Express on its front page. Too posh to push a – he-he – “Shopping trolley”.

Indeed, gentle readers, no small shock to learn that Posh buys her own flowers and is not met each morning by a carpet of orchid petals with Day-vid stood at the foot of her bed with a bud between his lips and another tucked nearly into his thong.

But sensation upon sensation as David is said to be buying a football club with the not-in-the-least-bit-creepy Tom Cruise.

Will this club be based in the UK or the US? The Express cannot say.

But who would not pay good money to see Team Beckham-Cruise, Cruise –Beckham or Tottenham Hotspurs (much to be decided on the all-important branding)?

Look out for team’s players screaming “Show me the money”, the world’s first denim and diamante kit and Posh singing the club’s anthem - Black is this season’s colour…

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Posted: 16th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids, Tom Cruise Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink