Men United: David Beckham And Tom Cruise Buy Football Club
A PICTURE of Victoria Beckham, aka Her Poshness, outside a florist shop.
“Mrs Becks just too Posh to push,” says the Express on its front page. Too posh to push a – he-he – “Shopping trolley”.
Indeed, gentle readers, no small shock to learn that Posh buys her own flowers and is not met each morning by a carpet of orchid petals with Day-vid stood at the foot of her bed with a bud between his lips and another tucked nearly into his thong.
But sensation upon sensation as David is said to be buying a football club with the not-in-the-least-bit-creepy Tom Cruise.
Will this club be based in the UK or the US? The Express cannot say.
But who would not pay good money to see Team Beckham-Cruise, Cruise –Beckham or Tottenham Hotspurs (much to be decided on the all-important branding)?
Look out for team’s players screaming “Show me the money”, the world’s first denim and diamante kit and Posh singing the club’s anthem – Black is this season’s colour…
Posted: 16th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
