Naomi Campbell’s How To Airport Guide
NAOMI Campbell is on a buggy making her way to the immigration hall at Heathrow Airport.
It is a journey of 100 yards. The average catwalk is but 49 yards in length – 98 yards there and back. Ms Campbell is taking no chances.
Her bags are already on the carousel.
Says a source: “Nothing was left to chance. Staff did not want a repeat performance.”
Indeed, not.
And Anorak encourages travellers to do as their spokesperson Campbell does and have a hissy fit when confronted with any hint of delay or disrespect in airport workers.
Such a tantrum will result in you being taken by private motorised transport to a secure area for fast-track processing.
You may even be given a room to chill out in after your long flight…
Posted: 18th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 18th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The last person I saw following your advice at an airport was set upon by three policemen and dragged away. I dont think he was famous, it didn’t make the papers.
Pretty funny to watch though