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Britain Inhales The Smell Of France

by | 18th, April 2008

french-smell.jpg YOU wait. That’s what you do. One day the bell rings. The Mail writer presses the button and tells the world: Le Stink: England engulfed by terrible smell as freak weather blows in French stench .”

Says the Mail: “A foul smell enveloped London and the south east today but it has been blamed on a cloud of pungent fumes wafting over from France.”

That’s right. That stink is not from we clean British, nor even immigrants and their horses, rather a product of Frenchmen, they who put the fume and perfume.

Experts are warning that we must not panic.

Says the Mail: “Even Her Majesty was not immune as the smell lingered over her castle in Windsor and its many foreign visitors.”

Of course, Her Majesty may be used to it, what with her uncle the Duke and his Duchess of Windsor living in exile in France for some years.

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