Heather Mills In ‘Lesbian Romp’
GIVEN the meanness of the divorce settlement, it would only ever be a matter of time before we read something like: “MUCCA’S ‘£10K lesbian romp’.”
It has been claimed that Lady Heather Mills, described as “horny”, on the Star’s front page, “was paid £10,000 for acting out girl-on-girl fantasy sex.”
The source of this shocker is Denise Hewitt, described as “kinky” and an “ex-call girl”. Says she: “Girls in Newcastle do it for free. But we’d get £10,000 for our girlie-girlie scenes.”
Those rich clients, Saudi Princes and non doms whom Denise claims hired she and Lady Heather to pose in a lesbian tableau should know that a flight from London to Newcastle is less than £10,000, and should leave enough chance for a packet of chips, a pint of curry sauce and the all important flight out of Newcastle.
Doubters may wonder if Denise should be believed. After all, if a woman will have sex for money what will she do for fame and a showing on Heather Mills: What Really Happened, a Channel 4 expose on the woman Paul McCartney saw fit to marry and breed with?
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April 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Ha, nice eye dairy, I hadn’t seen the typo the first time I read her post… ditto! lol
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Marie - “pervious” life - wonderfully appropriate typo!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
The confindentiality clause is for what happened during the marriage - not in her pervious life. The judge put that in for the protection of the child. Heather would be much better off if she stopped trying to run from her past. She tries to make other’s look bad to take the spotlight off of herself.
She certainly is not a charity worker - the court proved that. She donated NOTHING to charity until she was donating Paul’s money. Now that she has $50 million she is no longer giving any to charity like she promised .
edited jj
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 am
Heather’s past was well known when she started going out with Paul. He apparently was OK about it, or he wouldn’t have married her. Heather certainly has changed though since she married Sir Paul.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 am
money buys silence….
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
So no clause in the divorce settlement to prevent salacious revelations about Lady H, only about Sir P!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 am
Newcastle, eh?
I’m assuming that this refers to the extraordinary ability of Toon girls to get completely legless without actually losing a leg.
Not to mention surviving the sort of weather conditions which finished off Captain Oates, wearing approximately a square foot of clothing and 4 inch killer heels.
The girls, that is, not Captain Oates…