Nereida Gallardo Takes Ronaldo’s Hospital Corners

PICTURES of Nereida Gallardo, Wag to footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, make us wonder what comes first: the girlfriend or the implants?

The Star has a “picture exclusive” of Gallardo on the beach.

The Sun’s front page features Gallardo and the statement: “RONALDO’S GIRLFRIEND IS GREAT UP FRONT TOO.”

“She’s a part-time nurse who drives a Ford Ka and lives with her parents. So what does Ronaldo see in her?” asks the paper. That she is topless, head thrown back in the surf and posing for the camera suggests Ronaldo is not in for the hospital corners and easy parking.

And then there are the breasts. Which ever way Gallardo lays the breasts point to better times ahead. She has the feel good factor.

Manchester United fans would not have seen anything so hard, shiny and covered in skin since Bobby Charlton was in his pomp.

Indeed, when a stand of Gallardo’s hair falls over her right breast, Anorak is transported back to the heady days of 1966 and all that.

We won the cup. Both of them…

Anorak

Posted: 22nd, April 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink