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The Sultanas Of Carla Bruni: Coleen McLoughlin Axed As Face Of Asda

by | 22nd, April 2008

carla-bruni1.jpgNEWS now that Carla Bruni is set to replace Coleen McLoughlin as the face of Asda supermarkets.

Readers versed in the Asda advertising oeuvre realise that Asda has less a face than an arse (no offence, Coleen), which is patted on the pocket to show how an hour a day running up the aisles looking for anything you’d want to eat keeps mums on a budget in shape.

The new arse of Asada is aid to be Carla Bruni, currently appearing as French president Nicola Sarkozy’s wife.

Being so much taller than her husband, these new ads could feature Bruni looking over the frozen curry croissants while Nicolas reaches up and with the aid of a baguette manages to tap her playfully on the backside.

Of course, this may lack the believability factor.

While we can imagine Coleen shopping is Asda in a professional capacity, can we see Bruni boarding the cross-channel ferry on a mission to stock up her car with cutting-edge discount supermarket fashion?

Surely, she’d send someone to do it for her…



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