Amy Winehouse and Blake’s Kiss ‘n’ Cell Book

AMY Winehouse has been offered £1million to write a book about her marriage to her incarcerated husband Blaaaaake.

It’s a kiss ‘n’ cell.

Says a source in the Sun: “They are prepared for it to be warts and all.”

Given the state of the Winehouse complexion, readers can make their own assumptions.

But what of this tome? Most autobiographies deal with rows, sexual conquests or a chance to score points over an arch rival (aka: setting the record straight).

Winehouse married Blaaake on May 18 2007. On November 10th 2007, Blake was sent to jail.

They have shared the marital bed for a full 176 days. That’s 15,206,400 seconds, 253,440 minutes or 4224 hours.

Of that we can say, generously, that they were awake half the time. Take into account performing, rehearsing, interviews, toilet, writing her first autobiogrpahy and being in a drug-induced stupor, we estimate that Amy and Blake have been together for 12 minutes. Plenty of time to do all sorts of mad stuff.

Now read on…

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, April 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink