The Semen Detection Kit for Love Cheats
PSS! Wanna buy a semen detection kit. No, not for that. This is marketed for catching cheating spouses and teenagers who have “unruly amounts of autonomy”.
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April 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Gosh! According to Check Mate, the provider of these kits:
‘Typically, a woman will continue to secrete small amounts of semen for up to 72 hours after intercourse. Even after showering! If you think she is “cheating,” this is the easiest and fastest way to find out, what’s really going on in your relationship.’
If you haven’t had sex for 72 hours you already know what’s going on in your relationship….