Shoegazing With Gwyneth Paltrow
LOOK everyone, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow.
“High, Gwyneth!” says the Mails’ front-page greeter. Gwyneth’s in London. And she’s wearing high heels.
“Feeling Coldplay, Gwyneth?” asks the Sun on its cover.
“WOW Gwyneth,” says the Express on its front page. She’s “HIGH ON HEELS.”
“Gwyn and bare it,” trills the Mirror on Page number one.
It’s the biggest single case of shoegazing since Morrissey dropped his tambourine…
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April 25th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
it does when your calves start aching and the balls throb with pain (of your feet, that is…)
April 25th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Seven inch heels, according to the Grauniad.
Of course, size doesn’t matter…