Lulu Is A 60s Singing Sensation

LAYDEES’n’gentalmeeen, please put your fingers in your ears and prepare to be screamed at by Lulu…

Here’s Lulu, the only act more excited to see herself than her fans are to see her.

“Lulu..woo-hoo!” says the Mirror, when it should be saying “Lulu..w-hell”.

She’s moved with the times has Lulu, developing from a 1960s’ singing sensation to a “pushing 60” wonder. “Lulu – About to hit 60 and lovely as ever,” says the Express on its front page.

The Mirror says Lulu is 59 and on stage with identical twins Brit and Alex to sing You Can Keep Your Hat On.

The twins are aged 22, and the paper says Lulu is “just as bubbly” as they are, or they are just as bubbly as she is. It’s hard to tell.

Although we are assured that the new Lulu is the one in the middle…

Anorak

Posted: 28th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink