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Tabloid Economy: How The Daily Express Survives Maddy and Diana

by | 28th, April 2008

daily-express.jpg THE answer to the Express’s “No Maddy, No Diana” dilemma is simple. It’s the economy, stupid.

The paper’s keenest minds are focusing their fierce intellects upon the rising cost of living and the stable price of the Express itself.

A price, as we reported previously, that is lower the Daily Mail’s.

Now that the gentleman’s agreement between the proprietors of these two great institutions has broken down, the Express feels free to have a pop at its grander rival.


There is an obvious problem here.

Yes that’s right. Treading in dog shit on the way to work is also ten times better than the Mail and what’s more, it’s 50p cheaper.

By this reckoning, the Express is therefore ten times better than treading in dog shit on the way to work, and 40p more expensive.

That’s not really much of a selling point is it?

It also ignores the awkward fact that the Express is not ten times better than the Mail. In fact, its only saving grace is that because it is a cheaply produced imitation of the Mail, it doesn’t have the money to spend on Mail style “exclusives”.

It is therefore smaller and contains less poison.

We think a fair slogan would be:

Five times better than the Mail, and ten pence cheaper! Not quite as annoying or revolting as treading in dog shit and only 40 pence more expensive!

But the Express is unlikely to follow our advice

It seems to have developed an alternative route. As befits a paper with a crusader on its masthead, it has established a “cost-of-living

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