Whitnall And I: Amy Winehouse Scrubs Up A Treat
BY now you’ll be wondering what Amy Winehouse has been up to.
And the Star can reports that she has been getting a wound to her neck.
The paper says it’s a bite mark from Amy’s jailed husband Blake Fielder–Civil. The Mirror says Winehouse is pointing to it; perhaps it’s proof that she and Blaaake are still an item, as the Star suggests?
It’s a good job the papers is up to speed with such thing lest we think Winehouse was self-harming and the wound was caused by said finger scraping her skin. In which case, we’d tentatively advise some antiseptic creams and a tetanus shot.
Perhaps it’s for reasons of public health that the Sun’s Gordon Smart invites readers to put their hands up if they haven’t slept with Winehouse. Smart wants to look under your nails.
The Sun hears a source say that Pete Doherty’s Babyshambles’ bandmate Mik Whitnall has slept with Winehouse.
It is claimed Whitnall has been discussing a birthmark Winehouse has in an “intimate place”.
You know, the one that looks a bit like a bite mark…
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May 1st, 2008 at 8:47 pm
“Cherdonna-gon”
Banish unsightly mimes.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Surely it could be of wider application?
It might dispose of Cherdonna…
May 1st, 2008 at 7:44 pm
chenier!
Hag-rid! Register than name at once as the name for a hand-cream!
May 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Hag hand?
I seem to be cursed with hag knees.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Hagrid, perhaps?
May 1st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
June - it’s what is known as a “hag-hand” (at least that’s what I call mine).
ah Gloria, Dove or Oil of Ulay
May 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Karen - nothing so glam
May 1st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Is that hand dead or alive?
May 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Damn you Anorak!
I thought it was Withnail and I news for a minute there (what the news would be I’ve no idea - but I live in hope. I love Paul McGann.
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