Mr Gay UK Involed in Cannibalistic Murder
MUCH scandal in the world of Mr Gay UK as inaugural title Anthony Morley is in the brown stuff.
No, not the touche éclat. Well, not only that.
The Sun says that Morley has been held by police after the body of one Damian Oldfield was found at a house in Harehills, Leeds.
A section of Mr Oldfield’s leg had been removed, and the fear is that Morley planned to eat it.
The vital clue came when a man walked into a local kebab shop covered in blood and dressed in a nightgown saying “I am the murderer, call the police”.
Police took a chance. They followed a trail of blood to the terraced house, where they found Mr Oldfield’s remains, and other bits of him on a kitchen worktop.
Says a police source: “It appears it was being prepared for cooking.”
Although what recipe was being used is not divulged, only that the flesh was “diced”.
Perhaps Mr Morley is saving this gem for the swimwear section…
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
as a member damiens family i find it fucking disgusting how you take the piss out of how my uncle was murdered. imagine what it would be like if it was a member of your family.ur a fucking disgrace and belong in the same cell as Anthony Morley.
as for you Eddie Jedrow,damian wasnt perfect but niether is anyone else.just cos YOU think is arragant doesnt justify what happened at all
its tore our family to pieces and to read comments like these is just awful. i cant imagine it it was my grandma or ma dad cos theyda gone mental!!!!
hope you feel delighted with your ‘funny’ sense of humour
wat goes around comes around!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
yeah, maybe the jokes are in bad taste. I can testify that I once met the victim, and while nobody would ever wish this horrid demise on anyone, I must say with outright honesty that he was completely obnoxious…I barely knew him and had met him through some mutual friends. He made some unprovoked comments about me, in my company, to other people, when I had never said a word to him. Utterly unbelievable arrogance, however, I was saddened to hear of his death in this manner.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
….and it’s completely insulting to think that I hold no contempt for the murderer. You’re pathetic . I seriously hope a personal tradgedy like this neveer falls upon any of your commentors or yourself because I’m sure if you were reading this about your child, wife, brother or friend you would be as hurt to see the comments as I and Damos family have been.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Well, forgive me if i don’t find your sense of humour sick…but then again…it’s satire so it’s alright.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Wow, what a bunch of narrow minded fools who could only come on here and leave comments like these. It sickens and disturbs me deeply that you can only see this as a means to put up cheap jokes. It’s degrading and the site admins should be ashamed to allow this. Damo (Damian Oldfield) was a well loved and respected human being who at 33 years old has been brutally murdered and butchered. If he was a member of your family or friends I’m sure you could have spared some respect. Shame on you, did it not possibly cross ANY of your pathetic minds that a member of his family or friends could read this?
M and A
We report on what is on the news on this site, its also a satire site. Why not get somewhat more indignant with his murderer.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
From what I have read of the case, both seemed to be getting plenty of meat prior to the death
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
depending on what the deceased’s diet was like … organic?
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:39 am
But at least its local meat, which should keep the local TS office happy
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
A Heather Mills tribute?
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
Yuck.
I think I’m going to become a vegetarian.
Good to see the amazing investigative techniques of our police forces, though…
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
It’s more likely he went into the Kebab shop in the hopes of making a sale. I stopped eating them when I saw one with the shoe still on
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Don’t tell us, its weiner schnitzel? After all a Brit a cannibal? never!