More Farting Please, We’re French
FRENCH medic Frédéric Saldmann wants a “May ‘68″ of the body.
In his work Le Grand Ménage (Spring cleaning), Saldmann says his countrymen should “dare to fart”.
This is not because M,. Saldmann wants to preserve the French national identity – well, not only that – but because dating, belching and burping can prevent cancer.
Dr Saldmann also recommends throwing out anti-perspirants. “To block sweat not only stops the elimination of toxins,” he writes, “but also a certain number of messages that are potentially very attractive to the opposite sex.”
That’s right, the French – the people synonymous with perfume (that heady combination of urine, whale sick and celebrity extracts) - use personal hygiene products to harness their natural scent.
They should resist, and keep their country the way it has been for centuries…
Posted: 4th, May 2008 | In: Broadsheets Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
They fart a lot actually, I know that !
May 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am
The (F)art of Love Making !!!
May 4th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
M and A
My only experience is of 6′6″ lock forwards!
Oh, I wish!
___________
ah freshmen!!!!
May 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
You can’t beat the smell of Grasse.
Unless you suffer from Haye Fevere.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Stale sweat is the problem, always has been. Nothing sexier than fresh man sweat!
Oh, dear! Did I say that?
M and A
is that in new sweat from a washed chap, a student or what?
May 4th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
That explains the cheese
May 4th, 2008 at 10:57 am
JJ, that’s a lovely thought.
Instead of the agribusiness effluent we would get roses and jasmine…
M and A
am ever the optimist…
May 4th, 2008 at 10:32 am
we might be lucky one day and the wind might blow from Grasse?
May 4th, 2008 at 10:00 am
The hell with it.
The last time the wind blew from France I spent an entire day doing housework under the mistaken impression that the smell emanated from my kitchen sink…
May 4th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Le pong! vive le pong!
May 4th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Honk if you love the French!