Having Faith: Primary School Dominatrix
IN “Miss gets strict with PVC punters”, the News of the World says “Primary schoolteacher Faith Hamilton is a secret dominatrix”.
Or she was until her secret was blown apart by the tabloid press, which operates as a de facto advertising service for such thing.
“Faith Hamilton – Dominatrix” is now Faith Hamilton – Dominatrix as seen in the NOTW!” If Hamilton can offer a few words on discipine in today’s education system she has a big future ahead of her.
Says a “pal”: “She’s a big girl who is up for anything and perfect for these kind of spanking orgies.
“But parents of the kids she teaches would go ballistic. While they’re reading their youngsters Winnie the Pooh at bedtime, their teacher is hard at it as a Miss Whiplash hooker.”
How the mind will wander…
Posted: 4th, May 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (25) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 5th, 2008 at 1:39 am
im actually a parent from that school and shes very pretty and a great teacher the kids love her im with her asll the way shame on whoever sold her out it will upset the kids to loose her if thats what happens
May 4th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Well, I’m certainly sympathetic to the view that deckchairs are excellent instruments of torture, but did she really charge people just to put them up?
They could do that in Regent’s Park, though admittedly the attendants don’t usually wear black pvc….
May 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Leatherette deckchairs, a mug-tree and a sturdy hostess trolley perhaps? And a banquette of course.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Well, no, they wouldn’t; not unless she occasionally wants to rest her whip arm and take advantage of the adaptable furniture.
You would have thought that Lewis Panther would have told us what we really want to know, wouldn’t you?
What furniture?
May 4th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
She should whack that hack right back.
……………………….
Says a “pal”: “She’s a big girl who is up for anything and perfect for these kind of spanking orgies.
…………….
and of course the words glutton and punishment don’t spring to mind at all..
May 4th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I suppose you could say she was hacked by a hack; not the right way round for a dominatrix…
May 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
.. which may be something of a sore subject ..
May 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
What I would really like to know is what sort of ‘pal’ would set someone up in the News of the Screws?
I suppose a fellow pro is the obvious answer; Mystress Saffron has been undercutting the competition…
May 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
What an enormous cheek!
May 4th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
and this ..
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
May 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Gloria
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=G6mZ_9HPz34
May 4th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Having just read the article in NOTW, it looks like someone is wearing a sealion outfit! Always such a flattering choice - ha,ha! But it’s good to see that there is a line in shiny fabric out there for hippos too..
May 4th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
chenier -
that beats me ..
May 4th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
But what do panthers wear whilst investigating the uses of limited but adaptable furniture in the company of a six foot tall professional?
May 4th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Mic - !
! Nice one!
May 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Would that be WTP, as written by Arrrgh! Arrrgh! Milne, and illustrated by Excruciating… Heaven! Shepherd?
May 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
.. and hippos can’t find much to fit other than tarpaulins ..
May 4th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I am beginning to wonder about one of our fellow posters; who knows what may lurk behind the esoteric knowledge of WTP.
Of course, as we all know, moon bears never wear black pvc…
May 4th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
rather than being chained to the kitchen sink..
May 4th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Well, if I were her I’d be going out on the lash tonight…
May 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
whipping up support here?
Couldn’t the parents read ‘ Now we are 6′ or ‘when we were very young’?
Never gave my brothel a thought when AA Milne was around
Cynthia Payne
(well not really, but)
May 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That smacks of desperation, if you ask me ..
May 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
And even giving up the day job…
May 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Beating off the competition …
May 4th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
And at the moment she’s clear favourite to win the News of the World scholarship…