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Amy Winehouse’s Long Walk To Freedom: Blake’s Mandela Love Rival

by | 6th, May 2008

blake-blonde.jpgGREAT to see Amy Winehouse back in the news after a too long period of reflection. And good to know that her jailed husband, Blake, is looking forward to life after bars.

Sad to say it is less than likely that Amy and Blake will be putting in an appearance on All Star Mr & Mrs, at least not together, as the Sun reports that Blake is to leave Winehouse for a mystery blonde.

Here’s Blake telling his lover: “Just say the world and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me.”

The identity of this lover is not given, but knowing how Blake is in jail one wonders who it can be, or what? Prison can do strange things to a man, especially one who has been linked to drugs and their imbibing.

The Anorak recalls that scene in Castaway when Tom Hanks finds a lover in the shape of a football with a face drawn on it. Might Blake’s blonde be a broom stick, which for a time resembled Winehouse until the mind began to whirr with stories of her alleged infidelity and was replaced by a mop head?

But the Mirror’s picture is not of Blake on the phone to the woman he reportedly calls “Tickles” and “Pony”, rather of Winebhouse talking with Nelson Mandela.

The paper says Mandela has called Winehouse to invite her to play at his 90th birthday party in London’s Hyde Park.

Or at least that is the story.

And somewhere in a cell in London, Blake dreams of his long walk to freedom, and wonders how another famous prisoner could treat him so…



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