
Daily Wail: Hair Die, Short People For Alzheimer’s And Trampoline Terror
A SELECTION of headline news from the Daily Mail – the paper of doom:

Posted: 6th, May 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 6th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Shortarses more prone to alzheimer’s???
Mic’s been using that excuse for years to avoid putting his hand in his pocket when its his round
May 6th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Shortarses more prone to alzheimer’s???
If I could remember where I left my bucket of compost, I’d go and stand in it for a while.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
“My broken neck proves the danger of garden trampolines”
Clearly it would be a lot safer to stick to indoor trampolines…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Will getting leukaemia reduce your need for hair dye?