Comments on: The Cat That Got Cremated: Man Kills Chopper With Bare Hands http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:34:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: kay http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-370433 kay Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:28:36 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-370433 how can you kill a animal. they love us, sleep w. us, and give us comfort. they trust us. how can u sit there and hurt a lil furry guy like that. it's sick. i swear if someone killed my cat...that be like they killed my mother...same respect. i'd fucking kill them how can you kill a animal. they love us, sleep w. us, and give us comfort. they trust us.
how can u sit there and hurt a lil furry guy like that. it’s sick.

i swear if someone killed my cat…that be like they killed my mother…same respect. i’d fucking kill them

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310664 Gloria Smudd Sat, 10 May 2008 12:52:31 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310664 Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. Oscar Wilde. Would you Adam and Eve it? Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde.

Would you Adam and Eve it?

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310611 chenier Sat, 10 May 2008 10:41:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310611 Just as well the Saint and the Sinner never met; the tom cat equivalent of High Noon. I've often thought that if Schrödinger had tried placing Sinner in the box, then death would have been free of all quantum uncertainty. Schrödinger's death, that is... Just as well the Saint and the Sinner never met; the tom cat equivalent of High Noon.

I’ve often thought that if Schrödinger had tried placing Sinner in the box, then death would have been free of all quantum uncertainty.

Schrödinger’s death, that is…

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310604 Gloria Smudd Sat, 10 May 2008 10:24:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310604 When Puss was still around, I used to call her Mrs Bibsworth. She was identical in all respects (except one) to the cat I used to call Mrs Wormbottom. When Puss was still around, I used to call her Mrs Bibsworth. She was identical in all respects (except one) to the cat I used to call Mrs Wormbottom.

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310601 Gloria Smudd Sat, 10 May 2008 10:20:09 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310601 How odd. Stinky's full name was actually St. Inky of Quinkland. So I had a saint, you had a Sinner. How odd. Stinky’s full name was actually St. Inky of Quinkland. So I had a saint, you had a Sinner.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310597 chenier Sat, 10 May 2008 10:12:01 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310597 Ours was called Sinner. Self explanatory, really... But it made it a bit difficult when we were calling him. He was undisputed master of all he surveyed, and no other cat was allowed in his territory. Unless they were female, of course. Ours was called Sinner.

Self explanatory, really… But it made it a bit difficult when we were calling him.

He was undisputed master of all he surveyed, and no other cat was allowed in his territory.

Unless they were female, of course.

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310589 Gloria Smudd Sat, 10 May 2008 09:59:06 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310589 Black cats are like that. I had one called Stinky. He was big, he was black, he was beautiful. But he was a murderous beastie. He could rip open a forearm with his back claws without a second thought. Black cats are like that. I had one called Stinky. He was big, he was black, he was beautiful. But he was a murderous beastie. He could rip open a forearm with his back claws without a second thought.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310586 chenier Sat, 10 May 2008 09:52:02 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310586 The very first cat I recall was completely black, thus leaving no opportunity for artistic endeavour. That and the fact that he would have taken your hand off at the wrist if you'd tried it... The very first cat I recall was completely black, thus leaving no opportunity for artistic endeavour. That and the fact that he would have taken your hand off at the wrist if you’d tried it…

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-2#comment-310579 Gloria Smudd Sat, 10 May 2008 09:43:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310579 Back in the mists of time, we had a white cat who usually had some felt-tipped glasses drawn on him by my eldest brother. Back in the mists of time, we had a white cat who usually had some felt-tipped glasses drawn on him by my eldest brother.

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310495 coolandcalm Sat, 10 May 2008 06:08:39 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310495 Patch.... sounds not unlike Chavcat who I miss desperately despite the scars on the hands and ankles. He too was always at the vets, he needed an anaesthetic and an overnight stay for almost anything! Luckily I had pet insurance. Last trip would have cost just over £400 without it! Nearly every morning he would jump on the table and sit in the middle of the newspaper as I was reading it and that was it really until he decided to move!! Sadly he disappeared last weekend. He was run over and a kindly lady picked him off the road and buried him in her garden. (with a fairy on top... she really didn't know him!) I found out when I did a leaflet drop around the area. Hey ho..... lifes a bitch when you have pets!! Patch…. sounds not unlike Chavcat who I miss desperately despite the scars on the hands and ankles. He too was always at the vets, he needed an anaesthetic and an overnight stay for almost anything! Luckily I had pet insurance. Last trip would have cost just over £400 without it!
Nearly every morning he would jump on the table and sit in the middle of the newspaper as I was reading it and that was it really until he decided to move!!
Sadly he disappeared last weekend. He was run over and a kindly lady picked him off the road and buried him in her garden. (with a fairy on top… she really didn’t know him!) I found out when I did a leaflet drop around the area.

Hey ho….. lifes a bitch when you have pets!!

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310385 Gloria Smudd Fri, 09 May 2008 20:37:30 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310385 patch: If a feral cat comes to you and trusts you for food, then you have won the trust of a nearly-wild creature. Taking food from you was a decision by Otis and he decided you were OK (if only for food). That's almost as hard as lion-taming. My sister-in-law is what I call a 'Cat-Whisperer'; she lives in the middle of nowhere and gets feral cats visiting her 5 cats all the time. Her last feral friend was a huge tom who was an enthusiastic vocalist, so we named him Caruso and he lived happily on her doorstep for years until a pelvic tumour consigned him to a painful end. Cats. They getcha. patch:
If a feral cat comes to you and trusts you for food, then you have won the trust of a nearly-wild creature. Taking food from you was a decision by Otis and he decided you were OK (if only for food). That’s almost as hard as lion-taming.

My sister-in-law is what I call a ‘Cat-Whisperer’; she lives in the middle of nowhere and gets feral cats visiting her 5 cats all the time. Her last feral friend was a huge tom who was an enthusiastic vocalist, so we named him Caruso and he lived happily on her doorstep for years until a pelvic tumour consigned him to a painful end.
Cats. They getcha.

]]> By: patch http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310369 patch Fri, 09 May 2008 19:55:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310369 I had a semi feral cat called Otis who was totally insane. He used to terrify me so much that the only way I could get the bugger out the house was to switch on the vacuum cleaner, the only thing that frightened him! Otis used to growl at the front door and growl when he was eating. He cost me a fortune in vet's fees as he fought every cat in the neighbourhood and was covered in abcesses. Getting him to the vet was another matter, usually involving much bloodshed (mine) He could fight his way out of a cat carrier and had to be put in a wire cage, tied shut. He was well known in the neighbourhood but for all the wrong reasons - biting, scratching and unprovoked attacks on man and beast! I asked the vet where I had gone wrong and he said that, if Otis was a human, he would be termed a psychopath. Mr Dougal Thorn would not have lasted 10 seconds! RIP Otis. I had a semi feral cat called Otis who was totally insane. He used to terrify me so much that the only way I could get the bugger out the house was to switch on the vacuum cleaner, the only thing that frightened him!

Otis used to growl at the front door and growl when he was eating. He cost me a fortune in vet’s fees as he fought every cat in the neighbourhood and was covered in abcesses. Getting him to the vet was another matter, usually involving much bloodshed (mine) He could fight his way out of a cat carrier and had to be put in a wire cage, tied shut. He was well known in the neighbourhood but for all the wrong reasons - biting,
scratching and unprovoked attacks on man and beast!

I asked the vet where I had gone wrong and he said that, if Otis was a human, he would be termed a psychopath. Mr Dougal Thorn would not have lasted 10 seconds!

RIP Otis.

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310358 Gloria Smudd Fri, 09 May 2008 19:31:25 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310358 16 Carmen Says: May 9th, 2008 at 8:26 pm .......... Foreplay leaves a lot to be desired too. ..................... Ew! If you don't mind, I'll give that concept A Very Wide Bertha. Ew! 16
Carmen Says:

May 9th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
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Foreplay leaves a lot to be desired too.

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Ew! If you don’t mind, I’ll give that concept A Very Wide Bertha. Ew!

]]> By: Carmen http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310356 Carmen Fri, 09 May 2008 19:26:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310356 I somehow doubt that Gandolf is equipped for a long interaction. Foreplay leaves a lot to be desired too. I somehow doubt that Gandolf is equipped for a long interaction.

Foreplay leaves a lot to be desired too.

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310350 Gloria Smudd Fri, 09 May 2008 19:03:22 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310350 Carmen. How could you have guessed? Actually, if you check out my recent brief Anorak interactions with Gandolf, he announced that I had a "country-sized @rse" and I have found to my surprise that he is correct; only recently I have obliterated Luxembourg, Lichtenstein and Andorra with the merest hint of a buttock-shift. I like your idea of the The Wider Agenda, although A Wide Bertha might also be worth considering. Carmen. How could you have guessed? Actually, if you check out my recent brief Anorak interactions with Gandolf, he announced that I had a “country-sized @rse” and I have found to my surprise that he is correct; only recently I have obliterated Luxembourg, Lichtenstein and Andorra with the merest hint of a buttock-shift.

I like your idea of the The Wider Agenda, although A Wide Bertha might also be worth considering.

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310334 coolandcalm Fri, 09 May 2008 18:49:16 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310334 I adore cats. I can't imagine not having at least one. The one that was run over recently was a rescue cat who had been battered and could bite and snarl along with the best. We called him ChavCat because he was such an old bruiser. Still have baby-cat who is now 9 months. The above bloke should understand about really mean cats. Put him in the lion house for the night I say. Bastard! grrrrrrrrrrr. I adore cats. I can’t imagine not having at least one. The one that was run over recently was a rescue cat who had been battered and could bite and snarl along with the best. We called him ChavCat because he was such an old bruiser.
Still have baby-cat who is now 9 months.

The above bloke should understand about really mean cats. Put him in the lion house for the night I say. Bastard! grrrrrrrrrrr.

]]> By: Carmen http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310327 Carmen Fri, 09 May 2008 18:43:02 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310327 Will you be coming as 'the wider agenda' when we have the MM thread reunion? Will you be coming as ‘the wider agenda’ when we have the MM thread reunion?

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310326 Gloria Smudd Fri, 09 May 2008 18:40:04 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310326 I quite understand.! Old Smuddy is also very good at the sarcastic wolf-whistle and he very often calls out "Avast behind!" as I leave the room. I choose to believe he is merely practising in case he is ever asked in a pub quiz for something a pirate might say. I quite understand.!
Old Smuddy is also very good at the sarcastic wolf-whistle and he very often calls out “Avast behind!” as I leave the room. I choose to believe he is merely practising in case he is ever asked in a pub quiz for something a pirate might say.

]]> By: Carmen http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310313 Carmen Fri, 09 May 2008 18:20:42 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310313 Gloria, Having been known as 'shipboard comforts' for many years, you will understand my interest! Gloria,

Having been known as ’shipboard comforts’ for many years, you will understand my interest!

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/183736/tabloids/the-cat-that-for-cremated-man-kills-chopper-with-bare-hands.html/comment-page-1#comment-310312 Gloria Smudd Fri, 09 May 2008 18:18:48 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/183736.html#comment-310312 Very good to have you back, btw, Carmen. Very good to have you back, btw, Carmen.

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