A Free Taser Deflector With Every ID Card
AFTER the news that CCTV images have made no difference to levels of crime in the UK, the Sun says our boys in near-black blue are to given taser guns.
Says Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary: “I can envisage a day when they could be routinely issued to all police officers.”
Anorak can envisage the day when CCTVs cameras are all linked by invisible lasers, which when broken trigger a blast of debilitating heat.
The only way to avoid being burnt alive is to carry a deflector, a small chip embedded into every identity card.
In time all the birds will die, but Smith will assure us that it’s a small price to pay for our freedom…
Posted: 12th, May 2008 | In: Immigration, Labour Party, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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