Daily Mail Heels Jeanette Rooney
LAST seen lumbering from the sea in images not seen since Saving Private Ryan, Jeanette Rooney, mother to Wayne Rooney (footballer), is in the Mail once again.
The new Jeanette is seven stone lighter then the old Jeanette, slimed down in time for her son’s wedding to Coleen McLoughlin.
To the untrained eye Jeanette look just fine, but how does he feel?
The Mail invites a Dr Alex Karadis, a plastic surgeon billed as “leading”, to appraise Jeanette.
The skin around her arms is “ragged and loose”. She could do “more to improve her FACE”. The skin is “really saggy and lined”.
Jeanette is 41, but the good doctor says she looks older, say 48 or 49.
Not to worry though Jeanette, the doctor and his knife can help. And if he can’t he knows a doctor who can – and this one’s got pills…
Posted: 13th, May 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 13th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Good on ya Jeanette!
ps I am available for weddings on the Italian Riviera anytime…
May 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
FIRST THING WELL DONE JEANETTE!
THIS WOMEN HAS LOST 7 STONE & IT SHOWS , SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A FILM STAR BUT SHE HAS PROBABLY LOOKED AT HERSELF IN THAT FAMOUS PRESS SHOT “THE ROONEYS ON HOLIDAY” & THOUGHT I’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING & SHE HAS,GIVE THE WOMAN SOME REGINITION FOR LOOKING BETTER FOR HER SON’S FUTURE WEDDING.
ALL THE OTHER STUFF ARMS,FACE,ETC CAN FOLLOW SHE HAS A LEAST MADE A FANTASTIC EFFORT.
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I agree its impressive, but please do not shout
May 13th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I did read this this morning and I did feel very angry especially as I was about to start my tenth diet of the year. .
It takes a lot of will power to lose any weight let alone 7 stone and to then be criticised?
Well done Mrs Rooney! I’m seriously impressed by your achievement and thought you looked good even if the assholes at the Mail didn’t….
May 13th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Dr Alex Karadis should watch his mouth saying Mrs Rooney senior looks old and baggy!
Those Rooneys have proved themselves as fighters….bet the bus from Liverpool is on its way