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THE DAILY Express considers it to be of the utmost importance that Nicola McLean is given space on its front page to say: “I love big knockers.”

Nicola loves knockers so much that she has three sets of them in a variety of, tons, sizes and shapes. But it’s the big ones she loves best.

“I’d never have Victoria Beckham boobs,” says Nicola, sporting Wednesday’s 32G twin set. “They’re plastic looking. In fact, they’re disgusting.”

Cosmetic surgery shops may well look at their stock of Peckhams ™ and sigh.

Perhaps they can be altered, hollowed out and turned into jock straps? If Day-vid can shove one down his knickers stocks will fly off the shelves.

For now know, the Peckhams are on the rack – literally…

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7 Gloria Smudd says:
May 14th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Dem bones .. choose dem bones … washboard ribcage?… tea-towel-hook collar bone?.
Answers on something thinner than a postcard please,to…
6 chenier says:
May 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
As in ‘Jump them Bones’?
5 Gloria Smudd says:
May 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Dr McCoy’s nickname was Bones, wasn’t it?
4 chenier says:
May 14th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
He’s a doctor, noted for his appreciation of silicon:

‘It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it…’
3 dairy says:
May 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
who’s McCoy? and I hope he appreciates it….?
2 Gloria Smudd says:
May 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I was fleetingly tempted to claim I didn’t wish to be among VB’s knockers but luckily I realised that I don’t actually need to get something fake off my chest.

M and A

Its keeping the real McCoy on the chest….
1 JuneJohnson says:
May 14th, 2008 at 11:46 am
wait til VB is so old and wrinkly they can’t do anything more for her…about another 10 years should do it, but she’ll still have plastic boobs