It’s National Masturbation Month
MAY is National Masturbation Month.
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May 18th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.
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Et tu, chenier?
May 18th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Marie Nicholas
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Your tireless dedication deserves a big hand (of applause)! Keep it up!
May 18th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Extracts from my diary :
Fourth day. Glorious Sunday. I feel fit.
Can’t waste time writing my diary.
Le devoir m’appelle (duty is calling me).
May 18th, 2008 at 11:19 am
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chenier Says:
May 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Can it be that we Anorakers lack stamina?
A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.
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The wayside is now strewn with somnolent posters, giddily sleepy in the post-orgasmic afterglow. It’s a good job some of us are made of sterner stuff and can apply ourselves to the demands of Masturbation Month while keeping our hand in on another thread.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Can it be that we Anorakers lack stamina?
A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.
Perhaps we could blame it on not having carbon-fibre prosthetic additions…
May 17th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Duncan - Mr Teasy-Weasy almost always gets there first!
He’s not daunted by a thatch of unruly fuzz, either.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:10 am
54 - Gloria Smudd
Before you get too excited, best to check beforehand that Mr Teasy-Weasy is still planning to come
May 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I am booked in for a thorough touch-up by my very own Mr Teasy-Weasy later today.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Nasty chafing in certain delicate places, DuncanR!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:35 am
51 - Gloria Smudd
Have you got friction burns ?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Must waddle off to work now ..
May 16th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Are we all shower sisters?
A curly wurly for all of you !!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:24 am
14 more days to go, honouring the M. Month (and ourselves).
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To be known henceforth as Fiddle Fortnight.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:14 am
14 more days to go, honouring the M. Month (and ourselves).
I can’t wait to know what June and July might be about.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
45 June - Naturally, one’s keyboard skills go all to pot when one is recovering forM REcenT RAaaPtuRE..
May 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Q : What is the most sensitive part of your body while havin’ a wank?
A : Your ears of course!!.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
tHERE’S ANOTHER DUBIOUS THREAD , SORRY MUSN’T YELL, BUT
May 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Had a bad day being very domestic (hate the mess, hate cleaning) BUT hit the wine box at 5.30 and feel my normal self. The airing cupboard is every sluts nightmare…..
May 15th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
June! Glad to see you have recovered your composure although I fear poor Bill might be in a decidedly sticky situation..
May 15th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
‘glued to the Bill’
Well, that’s one way of putting it…
May 15th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Hi all
am glued to the Bill, might find something to fantasise over…….
May 15th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
June’s gone awfully quiet … that must have been the mother of all ironing sessions … waft the smelling salts in her direction, will you Carmen?
May 15th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
On second thoughts, keep Waving…
May 15th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Coo-eeeeee!
May 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Stop Waving, Gloria…
May 15th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Batteries?
Ecologically unsound.
Buy an adaptor, and to hell with global(l) warming…
May 15th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I’m waiting for a new poster called Vi Brator to show up …
May 15th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I’m buzzing over to the book quickly to put a fiver on it …. winnings could pay for a new set of batteries.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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Marie Nicholas Says:
May 15th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Gosh, I am the only one posting. I feel very lonely talking by myself on a subject like masturbation.
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Don’t despair Marie N, it is normally a very lonely occupation anyway.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
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Mic Says:
May 15th, 2008 at 7:53 pm e
Who says that threads don’t overlap…
The two most popular threads on the site are this one, and one concerns the antics of a couple who, with ample help from the media, have been pulling the plonkers of the public for just over a year now.
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There’s a book running backstage as to which thread ends up with the most wankers on it……wanna put a fiver on it?
May 15th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Who says that threads don’t overlap…
The two most popular threads on the site are this one, and one concerns the antics of a couple who, with ample help from the media, have been pulling the plonkers of the public for just over a year now.