Carey And Cannon Are Minnelli And Her Unwanted Gest

MARIAH Carey has married Nick Cannon

And she wants to do it again. Says a source: “It’s going to be held in New York City in the next six weeks. Picture a wedding on the scale of Liza Minnelli’s (to David Gest) and you’ll be on the right track.”

Who can forget that betrothal, with Elizabeth Taylor as the matron of honour and Michael Jackson as the best man. The wedding pictures still haunt the mind’s eye.

I have often thought the view to be like endured by a restaurant lobster peering through its water living grave waiting for the sweet sting of a waiter’s hand and boiled death.

“You make me a complete person,” said Gest. “You are everything to me and I will love you for ever.” It merely felt like for ever and 16 months alter the wedding was cancelled.

Minnelli got the lawyers, and Gest got “unrelenting head-aches, vertigo, nausea, hypertension, scalp tenderness, insomnia, mood dysphoria, photosensitivity and phonophobia”.

Mr Cannon might find that life with La Carey is no Cabar-raaaaay, old chum…

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