SCIENTOLOGY is a religion. So is cat worship. So is being an Anorakian. Why? Because we say so, that’s why and anyone who says otherwise will be shouted down:
Scientology is a balls-out racket. It is a scam. Scientology’s auditing process (and this is where the cultic, once your in, your in, for the duration thing comes-up - doesn’t the mafia work like that too?) means revealing your deepest secrets, regrets and sins to the “church”. Unlike the Catholics who rigourously enforce the confidentiality of the confessional the Scientologists will, if you ever threaten to leave, use it against you.
Everyone has things that they would destroy them if they were publicised. I once orchestrated a coup in a small African country from a base in an extinct volcano with the aid of a lot of fit-birds in 1960’s specs and very short lab coats, holding clipboards for no apparent reason, whilst I stroked my Persian cat. That should never be revealed. Oh, bugger! Like all Bond villians I give it away towards the end.
Any fits birds in Scientology?
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May 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 am
It is extremely insulting for you to say that Scientology is a scam.
There are many, many decent scams that are nowhere near as harmful or dangerous as Scientology.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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May 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 am
cats can also have aids, go scientology, down with sp’s!!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
^^ what June said about Cats and Anorakians!
But shhhh… remember not to say “cult” in Britain in the same sentence with the “‘Church” of Scientology,” or you may wind up before a magistrate.
Give me a break people! The practice of psychology and medicine without a license ALONE should be enough to topple this edifice of hate and human rights violations.
Enough with the insanity of allowing criminal organizations to live under the near-absolutist protections of calling themselves a “Church.” The Founding Fathers in no manner, shape, or form envisioned the use of “relgious cloaking” established by Lawrence Brennan the chief archietect of Scientology’s legal department to specifically shield them from taxation and issues of licensure and oversight.
Cats out of the bag, and Lawrence Brennan is now on record admitting his complicity in various frauds designed NOT to establish a “Church” but to avoid legal complexity that might otherwise crush such an abominable organization in its earliest of “Tracks” (as a Scientologist would say).
You may find the document at:
http://evil.scientology.googlepages.com/
Upon reading it, you may wonder precisely why David Miscavige isn’t in federal prison on racketeering and fraud charges. Google the German government’s report on W.I.S.E.; the business “technology” arm of the “Church” of Scientology and purveyor of training courses for Hubbard totalitarian conceptualization of person as cog in a meatgrinder).
The ultimate short term goal of W.I.S.E.’s selling of Hubbard’s nonsense is, according to the German government, “short term economic domination… with a long term goal of complete (societal) control.”
Add that to the Brennan document, and instead of wondering “Why not RICO or fraud charges,” you’ll perhaps be asking yourself…
“Why aren’t the top people, especially David Miscavige, in prison pending trial for Treason against the State?”
May 21st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Cats are also much smarter than the scientologists.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Cats are very cool, so are Anorakians, why sully the plot with those Scientology mobsters?