Jordan To Compete In 2012 Olympics
IT’S the 2012 Olympic Games and the rider enters the arena. No more than 23 seconds later the horse she is sat upon emerges.
“Katie Andre-Price-Jordan-Rooney-Windsor riding Dana,” comes the announcer’s brogue.
Dana is dressed for the occasion in a pink cowboy hat, Swarovski-encrusted bikini and white leather boots.
News in the Sun is that pop acorn Peter Andre has bought Kaite a horse, and that she plans to ride it in the Olympic dressage.
Says a pal: “Katie loves training and riding her horses but wants to take it a step further. It’s her dream to compete in a dressage competition at the Olympics.”
Adds another source: “Dana shows a lot of promise. This horse could take Jordan all the way.”
And we wonder if this is more of a three-day event than a dressage?
Posted: 22nd, May 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 26th, 2009 at 12:07 am
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May 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I think that she will get a bit of a surprise when she finds out that it takes a bit more than money to get to the Olympics.
Dressage doesn’t need people like her. She should stick to what she knows—- Getting her tits out for the boys!
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
If she tried a sitting trot in the dressage, she’d end up with two black eyes.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I could imagine that Jordan bobbling about on top of a horse could dramatically increase the BBC’s viewing figures single-handed….?