IN I Was A Berlin Wall Bride, Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, tells us how she married the Berlin Wall.
Berliner-Mayer, German for Berlin Wall, tells the Sun: “I find long slim, things with horizontal lines very sexy.”
Casting a leer over your garden fence and the protracted third runway at Heathrow Airport, she continues: “The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick…
“It’s not just pleasuring myself. I want to please my partner when we make love.”
This sounds like a young British artist showing off, but Eija lives in Sweden, so the Sun invites its agony aunt Deirdre Saunders to tells us that she was perhaps “left in a playpen for hours” when a child.
How many Sun readers are, as a result of that, reassessing their child’s restraining devices and wondering if a bear hug, straightjacket or reins is preferable to the cage…
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May 27th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
might be early for Antoinette, or maybe Antoine, shall we stick to sibling? covers a multitude
May 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
is that male or female…?
May 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
and totally invisible in parts, what about his sibling, the Antonine?
May 27th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
it might be a bit chunky for this particular weir…. person - you couldn’t describe Hadrian as long and slim with horizontal lines, more like chunky, split into several different pieces and very old…
May 27th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Has she met Hadrians Wall yet?