George Clooney Unties Sarah Larson
InTouch magazine says George Clooney has ditched Sarah Larson.
A source tells us: “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”
Expect a raft of women columnists in tomorrow’s tabloids salivating on George and hoping that maybe- just mayyy-beee - he’ll find a judgemental tabloid jack The One and marry her, or at least tie her down…
Posted: 28th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am
well he can come and be a distracted flea with me. I suffer from ‘ten second recall’ and have a very low boredom threshold so we’ll get on just fine.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
he stayed with her for long enough considering he’s now saying they had little in common…? poor George, easily bored, with the attention span of a distracted flea….
May 29th, 2008 at 7:26 am
I’m salivating……… Walk this way Gorgeous George!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
girls can lust too