Angelina Jolie’s Perfect Ten Kids
“10 KIDS FOR ANGIE!” announces the Enquirer on its front-page births, marriages and deaths section.
There’s a picture of Angelina Jolie, for it is she, dressed in an olive green toga-style dress, a hand pushed out and relaxed on her bump.
Using the magick of biro, Anorak’s graphic wizards draw embryos on Angelina’s tum-tum and discovers that if all ten are shaped like concentric circles, one baby inside another, there IS room for ten nippers in Jolie’s womb.
Further reading and we learn that the ten children are not within the greater Jolie but scattered across the world.
After giving birth to twin girls, Jolie plans to pull one more child from her person – a boy – and then scour the world for three more children.
Jolie will turn into a contest, offering a free adoption to the those orphans who match her new luggage and in twelve words or less can best complete the sentence: “I want to be a Jolie-Pitt because…”
Posted: 29th, May 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, National Enquirer Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I still think it was extremely cruel of them to call a child Shiloh Pitt - other kids can be so vicious…..
May 29th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
That could be interesting. they might implode if they both tried to adopt the other…and do the rest of us a favour into the bargain.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
as long as madonna does not try to adopt her.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
are she and Madonna in competition now….?