The Perfect Voice And The Perfect Orgasm
ANDREW Linn, of Sheffield University repute, and sound engineer Shannon Harris have worked out the formula for the perfect voice.
The ideal voice should speak no more than 164 words per minute and pause for 0.48 seconds between sentences. Sentences themselves should fall rather than rise in intonation.
The BBC says it found the best female voice to be a mixture of Mariella Frostrup, Dame Judi Dench and Honor Blackman. Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons did best for the men. The fact is all over the news.
In other science news, researchers at the Anorak School Of Sciences has found what makes the PERFECT ORGASM:
BOFFINS at the University of Wisconsin have come up with a sexy new formula – for the perfect orgasm. The equation reads: X = (D+KY)^2/sin(PG-1) (where X = ecstasy, P = penetration, G = G spot, D = Dale Winton, K = Kleenex and Y = yoghurt)
More science later…
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June 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
…Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd - the list goes on….
May 31st, 2008 at 5:09 am
DuncanR,
Are you pulling our collective legs? Every woman with Sense and Sensibility in America and the UK Truly, Madly Deeply knows who Alan Rickman is. He is Dazlious. Rickman has bottled fame and brewed glory and if you don’t respect him, his many fans will cut your heart out with a spoon.
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Mods and Admin
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all the males on this site hate the gorgeously yummy sexy ooooh Mr Rickman, all the females lust after him ( well most). He is our pin up in the forums, and we share him out between us.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
ahhhh
May 30th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
‘Alan Rickman’
Who the f*cks he?
May 30th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Scientists from University of Wisconsin eh?
I’m a scientist and I live in Wisconsin….
bring on the nubile boffinettes I’m ready to do my part for scientific advancment!
(What will I tell the wife?? “She’s my research project dear
?”
It’ll never work……………..
May 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I think brandon could beat this :-
o = (s+h) x j
orgasm = shower head on jet