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Big Brother 9: Vanessa’s Arse About Face And Davina’s Dead Mum

by | 31st, May 2008

big-brother-sick-bucket.jpg BIG Brother 9 Watch Anorak’s look at Big Brother in the news…

The show is almost upon us, and tabloid hacks prepare for lazy days at the keyboard, hitting F6 and letting the news write itself.

With days until the opening of Big Brother 9 the show looms like a holidaymaker over a Faliraki toilet bowl the papers are building to the drama. Look out for Chanelle’s arse and Davina McCall’s dead relatives…

DAILY STAR (front page): “BIG BRO CHANELLE BIG BRO’S SEXIEST BABE EVER”

The Star resits all urges to add an “OFFICAL” tag to this headline news, but who can argue with the view of Vanessa Feltz, who observes: “A pair of peaches? No, it’s Chanelle Hayes’ pert bum cheeks, silky smooth, peeking out of the side of some tiny lace pants and pointing right at me.”

Rude in some cultures, but poking your arse in Vanessa’s face is just what she likes best.

Posing, pouting, thrusting her bottom towards the lens, Chanelle looks every bit the consummate professional. She’s cool, calm and in control.

Vanessa wonders:

Was she prepared for the public’s reaction when she quit the house early? “I thought I’d be

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