Denmark Cleans Up At World’s First Masturbate-A-Thon
ORGANISERS of Denmark’s inaugural “Masturbate-a-thon,” set to be staged at the suburban Ishoj nightclub, claim more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.
The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories — including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm — the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.
Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.
Judging by the picture from UPI, we have a winner…
Posted: 2nd, June 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (23) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 4th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
oh I don’t know - if he were Prince Charles, he’d have a flunky to hold it for him…?
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:18 pm
21 bill
“I can hold my own!”
I think that is mandatory for this sort of competition, you don’t have to state the obvious.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I can hold my own!
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:06 pm
18 dairy Says:
“if you’re advertising, Bill, why would you want to remain anonymous…?”
Because he’s not really up to it?
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Harry 14- I think the organisers will have to mark the front row seats as a splash zone like they do at Sea World in Florida
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
if you’re advertising, Bill, why would you want to remain anonymous…?
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Oi, what happened to my anonimity?
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
I prefer team sports.
Any ladies out there who want to join me in the “Long Jump?”
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 am
Do they use toys or just their hands?
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
Wouldn’t want to be in the front row for that one……
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
I know people who’ve been practising all their lives - they’re called MPs.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
and girl goats too!
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
chenier,
there seems to be a lot of errant comma’s around just lately.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Nano, not used to this Wi Fi stuff
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
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chenier Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Oh, for Heaven’s sake!
It’s clearly a set-up!
Anorak only told us about Masturbation Month a fortnight in; he’s deprived us of vital practise time.
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Vital practice time is recorded in seconds, or nana seconds if you like
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Not quite.
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JuneJohnson Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Wonder if there’s a category for the best fake.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
A thon? a tuna?
Only joking
Is it televised?
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
So thats 3 on Smuddy’s hit list, Saul , Duncan , Anorak,( we may as well save a space for agw) who’s next?
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Oh, for Heaven’s sake!
It’s clearly a set-up!
Anorak only told us about Masturbation Month a fortnight in; he’s deprived us of vital practise time.
If Anorak wins I, for one, will be turning in my Anorak-Gooseberry(tm) in protest.
Though now I come to think about it, I’ll just leave him to Smuddy…
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Hang on - I’m cumming !!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Not there yet…
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!