FOR those of you not rutting under a pier or shagging on the sangria, there’s the Big Brother live sex show.
Turn off that internet feed to a porn shop in Eastern Europe, lower the volume on that CCTV back-of the-bike-sheds-feed, and know that you can watch two wannabes dry humping the sofa on the telly.
Says the Star: “Big Brother is back tonight with a nympho, a pervert, a blind man…” All we need now is a punchline, something smutty, like which came first the pervert, the nympho or the blind man?
And what is a nympho but a more attractive pervert?
Coos the Star: “None of the nookie or nudity will be edited out, making BB9 – which starts tonight – the most X-rated ever…Telly chiefs reckon they have uncovered the randiest bunch of wannabes in the show’s history and plan to show all their X-rated antics.”
This is great news for those of you reviewing tapes of Big Brother housemates past having sex in the pool, the shower, under a table and in the bedroom…
Posted: 5th, June 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
A please and a thanks in the same line.
Shahram, you just haven’t got the hang of Big Brother, have you?
Admittedly my own offspring has left the country for the duration, whilst I make do with simply never switching the tv on, and never buying a newspaper, but something tells me that you are not a genuine fan.
Congratulations!
June 7th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
please increase the number of your beatiful photoes as many as possible.thanks.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:33 am
which is the nympho?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
BB9 = Dullards and gobshites!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:22 am
who says nymphos have to be attractive…??
June 5th, 2008 at 9:03 am
sex in a bedroom? how bizarre! what is the world coming to?,
mucky buggers in the pool though,