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Sir Ian Blair Teaches Amy Winehouse To Dry Out

by | 6th, June 2008

ian-blair-cocaine.jpg A LOOK up Amy Winehouse’s nose on the Evening Standard’s cover page, and the headline: “PUT COCAINE STARS ON TRAIL SAYS MET CHIEF.”

Sir Ian Blair, commissioner for London’s Celebrity Police Force , is calling for celebrities filmed taking drugs to be put on trial.

The Mirror, which broadcast pictures of Kate Moss snorting talcum/cocaine/anthrax/ground virgin’s bones, and the Sun, which campaigns to have all celebs locked away so making them easier to track and saving on expenses, should be all ears.

Says Sir Ian: “My position is that a sensible jury would not expect people to be sniffing talcum powder.”

Talc and the sniffing of may be just the trick to get rid of a runny nose, possibly brought on by cocaine abuse.

He continues: “At the moment the law says you must be in

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