How To Have A Big Brother Threesome
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
“THREESOME secret of BB Babes,” announces the Star’s front-page headline.
Readers learn that “Big Brother hunk Mario Marconi is at the centre of a raunchy love triangle in the TV house”.
Mario, who looks like Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story: The Tanning Bed Years, is 42. He is said to have “wooed and won hot blonde” Stephanie McMichael, a pouty blonde 19-year-old Wag-a-like. That’s two parts of the threesome, and now in steps Lisa Appleton.
Lisa is 40, but her breasts are far younger and up close smell box fresh. She is Mario’s lover in what passes for real life. Stephanie is a stooge.
But there has been no sex. And that’s good news for all Star readers dreaming of threesomes, and saying that they have engaged in one.
All you need no do to have a threesome is sit in the same room as two other persons. You may be having threesome right now, although immediate family members should be discounted…
Posted: 7th, June 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
