The Thong Bandits’ Metrosexual Casebook
OBSERVE the picture to the left.
Gleaned from CCTV footage, the image shows two “thong bandits” robbing a shop in Arvada, Colorado, of cash and cigarettes.
Indeed, it could be any one of any number of armed forces personnel out on a jolly, or more likely it’s Joaquin Rico, 19, and his metrosexual 24-year-old alleged accomplice, Joseph R Espinoza.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. And as you can see, the garments barely covered the men’s features, leaving most of their faces exposed.
One wonders how much better things would have turned out for the bandits had they been operating in the 1980s, when boxer shorts were in vogue, or indeed in the 1960s when Y-fronts were the go ahead fashion of the day and with their peek-a-boo design, ideal for acts of skulduggery and subterfuge?
Posted: 7th, June 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 9th, 2008 at 11:04 am
…a pair of nickers in knickers perhaps..?
June 8th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Yampster… very good. Keep em coming!
June 7th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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coolandcalm
With a thong and a thmile
June 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
It was thongs, or share a pair of Tights
June 7th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
It’s been the subject of serious intellectual discussion in forums for a while now….
http://www.anorak.co.uk/forums/topic.php?id=1409&replies=8
June 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Aha…. I saw this on the news and wondered if it would be picked up here.
Sometimes its the little things that make life truly enjoyable. Or maybe the little brains?
June 7th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Maybe they were high on crack.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Oi, you nicked our thong!!!!