Naomi Campbell Operates To Have Children
OVER the celebrity newswires, Anorak learns that Naomi Campbell has “undergone surgery to enable her to have children”.
The catwalk queen, 38, is desperate to become a mother and recently had an operation to help her fulfil her dream.
Says the mo-del: “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”
One wonders how Campbell has been altered to be able to bare children, and if Thomas Beatie has been an inspiration. Might Campbell have been man all along, a sex shocker unrivalled by even Noel Edmonds’ more generous bottom and Anthea Turner’s rumoured love of intimate scratching.
Says Campbell:”I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises.”
Either the nanny does as she’s told or she can face the consequences…
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June 10th, 2008 at 11:17 am
no - she had one of those years ago…
June 10th, 2008 at 5:53 am
was it a lobotomy?
June 10th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Hope the operation does not work! Pity the child if she had one, oh no, the worst possible situation here. Bad tempered, likes a puff or two, and throws stuff when can’t get her own way. The kid will go flying out-the-window if it misbehaves.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:42 am
She’ll name him Prince Naomi
June 10th, 2008 at 1:03 am
If she has a boy she might name him Heathrow,so I’ve heard
June 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Just an attempt at showing her ’softer’ side…..wonder which one would grow up first?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
With a child you cannot accept compromises……………..
Who told her that?
Life with my kids was one long string of compromises. Luckily I didn’t mind, and they turned out well so it’s all ok.
Naomi as a mother?
I pity the kid.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
ooh, just imagine this stroppy mare with post-natal depression…..