Stan Romanke’s Alien Exposed: It’s Victoria Beckham At The Window
STAN Romanek is an American who claims he’s been the target of alien abduction for years.
Anorak’s Ufologist in the US, 14, has studied the image and solved the msytery:
Last week it was announced that a Denver man had come forward with videotaped evidence proving the existence of extraterrestrial life. The tape shows a large-headed, dark eyed creature peeping through a window. Much debate has erupted over whether the video is authentic or simply CGI trickery.
Being somewhat of a UFO buff myself, I took a still of the film and ran it through several sophisticated photo filters and data imaging programs and am pleased to share the results with my readers. As it turns out, the video is nothing more than a security surveillance tape from a Beverly Hills Hermes store window. The “alien” in question is clearly an image of Victoria Beckham gazing through the window, her eyes filled with hypnotic yearning as she contemplates the next $9,000 purse she’s about to purchase.
Beware the otherworldy figures with oversized heads and little bodies, who survive on the smell of magazine ink, money and air…
Posted: 9th, June 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am
her hips are never that wide….
June 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am
The question is do extra terrestrials classify her husband as being an intelligent lifeform?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
She definitely belongs in Hanger 19 especially if they can double its size to accommodate her vast handbags and dresses collection what with all her shopping trips.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Geeza, the California sun is really doing wonders for the Spicey one! She looks RADIANT - but please, we’ve had enough of them already, please take back your throwbacks. The cheese factor is at an all time high in LA.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
That picture! I think it’s the most natural I’ve ever seen her look.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
That picture? Is that a photo negative effect or is it Victoria Beckham over doing the make up again for yet another attention seeking Marc Jacobs photo shoot /publicity stunt?