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Iowahawk Outlines His Bid For The Presidency

by | 9th, June 2008

IOWAHAWK makes his move for the White House:

Border Enforcement

Out-of-control illegal immigration is a threat to American security, sovereignty, and wages. That’s why I am committed to fully funding a 2000-mile fence along America’s southern border. However, this fence will be only four feet tall, and I will offer a citizenship amnesty program to all immigrants who can hop over the fence in a 1958-1972 Impala. In this way America will regain its sovereignty, but still get desperately needed skilled workers for our growing lowrider industry.

Say no to dwarves…



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