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Euro 2008: The News In Full

by | 10th, June 2008

euro20082.jpgIT’S Euro2008 and the Sun is celebrating with a cavalcade of footy news:

“I ROO – Wayne & Coleen get ready to wed.”

“SELL RONALDO? I’LL EAT MY HAT” – Manchester United boos Alex Ferguson is on a sun lounger talking on a mobile phone. “Bread devil… boss scoffs toastie.”

“Snore away..Sir Alex nods off”

“EURO 2008…The Big Match” – It’s the A-Z of Wayne and Coleen’s wedding, featuring D for “disgruntled family” and X for “eXchanging vows”.

(Same feature in the Mirror, although D is for “Day out”, x is for “X-rated”)

“GOLDEN DAY AS TV’S ANDY IS BOOTED OFF SOCCER AM” – Andy Goldstein has lost his spot on Sky TV’s Saturday morning footy show

“The decorating will have to wait, love… it’s Switzerland v Turkey”

And many, many more shock fillers…



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