Big Brother 9: Rebecca Shiner’s One Woman Romp

BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…

BIG Brother’s Rebecca Shiner has taken off her top. Or, as the Star puts it on its front page: “Big Brother wild child Rebecca Shiner launched a wild swimming pool sex romp with a boob-flashing game of truth or dare.”

Before fame tapped her on the shoulder and unhooked her bra, Rebecca was a nursery nurse from Coventry. Mums and dada leave their children with Rebecca, or they did.

Now Ms Shiner is a sex goodness having it off and away and up ‘em in a portable swimming pool in the garden of a bungalow in Elstree.

A free £10 Big Brother FREE BET for all Anorak readers… Now she’s nicknamed “Bex”, because it rhymes with “sex” and asking housemates if she can leave her thong on. She can kiss goodbye to nursery nursing – a career as an au pair awaits.

But what of the Star’s “romp”? Well, not much. And after last weekend’s news that you can have a threesome without actually having sex, or being naked, or touching, the good news for Star readers is that you can have a solo romp.

Right now hundreds of men are romping alone in their bedrooms, some in the shower, some in bed, some in the tractor on the way to work.

And if you do need a pool, a washing up bowl will do, or else a large-ish puddle or a tumbler of something sticky, like Vimto or sweat…

Anorak

Posted: 10th, June 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink