Trouser Snake: Safe Sex Man Love Bites Cobra
TO BANGKOK, where police are looking at the dead body of a 40-year-old man.
Wiroj Banlen, 40, was found dead on the side of a dirt road near Lamsai village of Ayutthaya province at 07:00 on Sunday, goes the police report.
The body has a badly bitten cobra carcass in his hands and a condom on his penis.
A preliminary police autopsy showed that Wiroj had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.
The dead cobra found clenched in Wiroj’s hands had also been bitten several times, and snake remnants were found in the dead man’s teeth.
More puzzling for police investigating the case was the condom, which contained no semen, found on Wiroj’s penis. Police speculated that Wiroj was removing his trousers when the cobra struck.
The case remains open…
Posted: 10th, June 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 10th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Of course it is sexual and physical abuse of the ‘badly bitten cobra’. That plus the dead dolphins found off Cornwall and the animals dying in drought-ridden Ethiopia is making me ssssssssssad
Sounds like a funny old world but it adds to my misanthropia.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
4Yampster
Don’t you mean coiltus interruptus ?
They wir-rojerring to death with Wiroj using the coBra as the innovative brassiere support for men’s very own snake when sssss, ouch help?
I didn’t get the condom until I remembered all the slytherin snakes graduating from Hogwarts and taking all the powerful jobs, so maybe he had a point in avoiding snake/ human hybrids. Though now dead at least we have been spared the embryonic stem-cells.
M and A
AW, eeeeeeeeeeeeek!, sprayed everything everywhere
June 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Bitten in the cobras…oooh!
June 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Coitus Interruptus, the hard way
It doesn’t tell us which cheeks were bitten. That could be the answer
June 10th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I thought men were terrified of human teeth, never mind something a lot sharper and dripping in venom…? ha ha - didn’t know my other half’s ex had made it to Bangkok…!!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
there must be something to say about this but I’m at a loss!
Yampster??
M and A
The cobra’s viewpoint would or could be interesting, who took the first bite????
June 10th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Sounds like cobras have standards and reputations to maintain?