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	<title>Comments on: The Top Ten Coma Songs Ever</title>
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		<title>By: dairy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/184804/tabloids/the-top-ten-coma-songs-ever.html/comment-page-1#comment-327358</link>
		<dc:creator>dairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>double top for that, Saul -  ooh that did make me chuckle!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>double top for that, Saul -  ooh that did make me chuckle!!</p>
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		<title>By: Saul</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/184804/tabloids/the-top-ten-coma-songs-ever.html/comment-page-1#comment-327250</link>
		<dc:creator>Saul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They will never top Roy "Chubby" Brown's,

"Wake up you Dozy  C***.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They will never top Roy &#8220;Chubby&#8221; Brown&#8217;s,</p>
<p>&#8220;Wake up you Dozy  C***.</p>
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		<title>By: Noseycow</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/184804/tabloids/the-top-ten-coma-songs-ever.html/comment-page-1#comment-326998</link>
		<dc:creator>Noseycow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oops sorry you have to click on the audio list for the song

'Your Loving Heart'

enjoy :grin:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oops sorry you have to click on the audio list for the song</p>
<p>&#8216;Your Loving Heart&#8217;</p>
<p>enjoy <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':grin:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Noseycow</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/184804/tabloids/the-top-ten-coma-songs-ever.html/comment-page-1#comment-326997</link>
		<dc:creator>Noseycow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=281190993

this is the ultimate song for hospital patients everywhere ;)</description>
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<p>this is the ultimate song for hospital patients everywhere <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: chenier</title>
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		<dc:creator>chenier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I protest.

On behalf of patients everywhere, I offer my implacable opposition to cruel and unusual treatments. 

Celine Dion singing is indisputably in contravention of large tracts of the Human Rights Acts.

Which reminds me, has everyone read the story about the French chap who started breathing again just before the surgeons removed his organs?

Apparently they have not, as yet, mentioned to him that he was about to be recycled...

M and A

Not heard about the French chap, but did hear about someone who was 'dead' they turned off her life support and she started moving - urban myths possibly?

Oh go on Chenier you know Celine won the Eurovision 1988,wait til we get our turn!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I protest.</p>
<p>On behalf of patients everywhere, I offer my implacable opposition to cruel and unusual treatments. </p>
<p>Celine Dion singing is indisputably in contravention of large tracts of the Human Rights Acts.</p>
<p>Which reminds me, has everyone read the story about the French chap who started breathing again just before the surgeons removed his organs?</p>
<p>Apparently they have not, as yet, mentioned to him that he was about to be recycled&#8230;</p>
<p>M and A</p>
<p>Not heard about the French chap, but did hear about someone who was &#8216;dead&#8217; they turned off her life support and she started moving - urban myths possibly?</p>
<p>Oh go on Chenier you know Celine won the Eurovision 1988,wait til we get our turn!</p>
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		<title>By: JuneJohnson</title>
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		<dc:creator>JuneJohnson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait til the Anorak hippopotomi are in full cry, howl, screech or whatever, not sure whether it shall help to bring people out of comas or hide away in one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait til the Anorak hippopotomi are in full cry, howl, screech or whatever, not sure whether it shall help to bring people out of comas or hide away in one</p>
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		<title>By: Mic</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/184804/tabloids/the-top-ten-coma-songs-ever.html/comment-page-1#comment-326961</link>
		<dc:creator>Mic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unt vy are zey not playink ze smiths, mit ze excellent and cheery "girlfriend in a coma"?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unt vy are zey not playink ze smiths, mit ze excellent and cheery &#8220;girlfriend in a coma&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
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		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vake me up before you go go</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vake me up before you go go</p>
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		<title>By: Mic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So! Ve are playing ze groovy tunes now, eh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So! Ve are playing ze groovy tunes now, eh!</p>
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