Those Newspaper Freebies Unwrapped
REASONS why you should buy a newspaper: No. 1 – because they give you “free” things you really want:
A look at today’s offers:
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “FREE INSIDE – How To Photograph Absolutely Everything”
Take photos of the Loch Ness Monster, Osama bin Laden and the dark side of the moon – guaranteed!
DAILY MAIL: “FREE INSIDE – Michael Caine DVD.” It’s the Whistle Blower. Heard of it? for those of you that haven’t, a look at the imdb tells us:
Some time ago I bought this movie for just 3 euro’s. This low price was probably already a secret sign saying: ‘Don’t buy this one boy…!!’ But still, Michael Caine starred in it..a respectable actor…I gave it a try.
I put it in the DVD player and pushed the play button…This movie has no story, no goal, no suspense , no action, just nothing. Just meaningless dialogues and strange people. Now I am a nice and positive guy but this film really has to be one of the lousiest movies EVER made.
A FREE JAM JAR COASTER FOR EVERY READER
DAILY EXPRESS: “FREE 10 Pack Of Summer Bedding Plants” and “FREE 10 CC”
A syringe of heroin made from your poppy bedding plants?
If only – the 10 stands for £10 and the “CC” for Country Casuals, clothign for anyone who wants to look like an extra form Midsomer Murders
THE SCOTSMAN – “FREE Book Scottish Birds”
Phwoarrr!
DAILY MIRROR: “Two free energy saving light bulbs”
Was it Gordon Brown’s idea to put glass and mercury inside your newspaper?
THE TIMES – “Free Tennis Lesson”
One tennis lesson and you’ll be ranked in the top dozen British tennis players - or your money back!
More freebies next weekend…
Posted: 14th, June 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 16th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I thought the presidential election in Zimbabwe had already been held and that Mugabe had not released the result because it obviously wasn’t in his favour, or have I missed something…?
June 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The Sun brought out a polish language special edition for Poland, what about a special edition for Zimbabwe with a free election freebie. That’s the kind of freebie that won’t get thrownabwe. When there are freedoms readers want why do newspapers waste with unwanted freebies ?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Free Elections Zimbabwe
Free free
Free free free Zimbabwe
BBC reports Morgan Tsvangirai: ‘I think that elections will be held, but they will be held under circumstances of high levels of intolerance, high levels of violence and intimidation, and lack of access by the opposition to the state media. I think that the question of “free and fair” - the conditions are not there for it. ‘