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THE petrol cisris is gripping Britain.

“PETROL CRISIS GETS EVEN WORSE,” says the Express on its front apge. This is the crisisiest petrol crisis ever.

Just how bad it is is can be found in the Star where news is that Pete Doherty can’t afford to fill up his car.

Says Doherty, by way of a speech bubble: “It’s cheaper to buy smack.”

You’re on, Pete. Crisis, what crisizzzzzzzzzzzz

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8 dairy says:
June 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
1/2 - ironic take on the typos in the article
4 - you’d best ask him yourself - he seems confused as well!!
7 Cheshire Set says:
June 17th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
hmmmm “Smack my bitch up” Yes this is one of my teenage sons favourites so I get that but posts 1/2 and 4 are confusing me…doesnt take much admittidly…

M and A

Cheer up Cheshire Set,
you are NOT alone, there are two posts that are confounding me so much they are staying in Mods….
6 dairy says:
June 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
5
Cheshire Set Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I have read these posts twice and still cant understand them

for ref, CS, a few years back there was a (relatively) popular chart song called “Smack my bitch up” which referred to the taking of a Class A substance, the afore-mentioned “smack” or heroin.
I guess the Oxford definition of “crisisiest” would be “most critical”
hope this helps…
5 Cheshire Set says:
June 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I have read these posts twice and still cant understand them
4 David says:
June 17th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
????
3 dairy says:
June 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am
in the words of that memorable song - “Smack my car up….”
love “crisisiest”, by the way….
2 Anorak says:
June 17th, 2008 at 10:24 am
ho erad
1 Albert Hurwood says:
June 17th, 2008 at 10:21 am
“Just hwo abd it is is can be fond in teh sTar where news is that Peters Doherty canb’t afford to fill up his car.”

Pabdon?